The Life of a Mermaid
Don't hate me cuz you ain't me
Home Theme Ask me anything Submit

shitrodsays:

thighabetic:

reallymoments:

sourcedumal:

setfabulazerstomaximumcaptain:

journalisticjoe:

misscontraption:

thegreatbibliophile:

thisiselliz:

Tyler Perry  Movies In A Nutshell

What episode is this from?

Lmao! “I am dark skinned and bald, so I hate you and I hate jesus!”

That was a REAAAD!!! I died when i first saw this.

“Get out, I’m gonna marry this white hussy, because you are too virtuous and strong, and might make me a better man”
LORD

HAVE

MERCY

“Oh lord thank you Jesus, I never thought I’d ever be with a man so loving and light-skinned

DEAD AND FUCKING GONE GOOD FUCKING GOOOOD

‘I LOVE ME SOME JESUS, AND I LOVE ME SOME YOU!!!’

“I WILL ALWAYS BE LIGHT SKINNDED FOR YOU!!!’

Lmao. Love this too. I heard this episode is an underlying reason the show didn’t cone back.

Better check the tomb on the third day bitches. New episodes coming next year.

LMAO @ Madea at the end

(via heretic89)

lucyandlouise:

Della Reese (Delloreese Patricia Early) was born on July 6, 1931 in Detroit, Michigan. She is a singer, actress, and an ordained minister. She was discovered by gospel singer Mahalia Jackson and went on to have a successful singing career which included being nominated for a Grammy in 1960. In 1969 she began to work on her acting career.  She was the first black woman to co-host The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson in 1970. She most famously starred in the show Touched by an Angel which lasted for 9 seasons.

(via heretic89)

my resume:one time i defeated a boss battle without dying
TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player, Twitter Headers and Tumblr Follower Counter